Quotes by Lily Tomlin

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Tomlin, Lily

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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Tomlin, Lily

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 television  

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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Tomlin, Lily

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 society  

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