Quotes by Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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