Quotes by George Bernard Shaw
You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run.
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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
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I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.
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Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.
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All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds.
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If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
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Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.
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A man who has no office to go to - I don't care who he is - is a trial of which you can have no conception.
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There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
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While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth?
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The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.
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"Independence"...[is] middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.
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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once a week.
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Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices.
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The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday.
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This is the true joy in life - being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.
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What is life but a seires of inspired follies The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance it doesn't come every day.
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
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Let me give you one definition of ethics: It is good to maintain life and to further life; it is bad to damage and destroy life. And this ethic, profound, universal, has the significance of a religion. It is religion.
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I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live.
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Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!
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Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on.
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The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
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My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.
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Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time.
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Our ideals, like the gods of old, are constantly demanding human sacrifices.
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We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years, and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.
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Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.
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Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
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Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature.
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No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.
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The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity; and fashion will drive them to acquire any custom.
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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
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Most people do not pray; they only beg.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
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All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?
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Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.
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The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.
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Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
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