Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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