Quotes by Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rudner, Rita
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Rudner, Rita
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Rudner, Rita
The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down."
Rudner, Rita