Quotes by Helen Rowland

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
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The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
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The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
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