Quotes by Helen Rowland
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Rowland, Helen
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
Rowland, Helen
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Rowland, Helen
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Rowland, Helen
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Rowland, Helen
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Rowland, Helen
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Rowland, Helen