Quotes by Andy Rooney

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Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
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Don't pin much hope on the mail, and when the phone rings don't expect anyone wonderful to be calling.
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Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort, the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing, the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
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I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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