Quotes by Will Rogers
Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.
Rogers, Will
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Rogers, Will
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
Rogers, Will
I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.
Rogers, Will
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
Rogers, Will
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
Rogers, Will
The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.
Rogers, Will
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
Rogers, Will
People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
Rogers, Will
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
Rogers, Will
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
Rogers, Will
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Rogers, Will
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
Rogers, Will