Quotes by Will Rogers

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Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.
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 nostalgia  

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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 how-true  

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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate. Now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
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 government  

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Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
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 debt  driving  

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The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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 dogs  

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I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.
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 human-rights  

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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
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 america  

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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
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 education  

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The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.
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 arizona  

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