Quotes by Joan Rivers

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly; hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
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