Quotes by Gene Perret
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Perret, Gene
We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.
Perret, Gene
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
Perret, Gene
Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.
Perret, Gene