Quotes by Gene Perret

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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
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Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.
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"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
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I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
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On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
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We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.
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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
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Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.
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My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
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An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
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