Quotes by Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Nash, Ogden
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Nash, Ogden
Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Nash, Ogden
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
Nash, Ogden
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Nash, Ogden