Quotes by Ogden Nash

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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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 life  

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The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
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 spring  tax  

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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