Quotes by Jim Murray

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Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.
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Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
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Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.
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Hockey is murder on ice.
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