Quotes by Groucho Marx

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
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I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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