Quotes by Jason Love

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Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
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 hockey  sports  october  football  basketball  

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I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
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 desserts  

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If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.
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 diet  depression  

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Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much?
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The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
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Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
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If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.
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 men  

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free.
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