Quotes by Sam Levenson
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Levenson, Sam
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Levenson, Sam
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Levenson, Sam