Quotes by Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
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 listening  wisdom  

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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
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 nostalgia  

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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 jobs  

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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 weeds  

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
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 money  

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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 fishing  stress  

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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
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 goals  

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
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 puns  

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