Quotes by Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Larson, Doug
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Larson, Doug
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Larson, Doug
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Larson, Doug
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
Larson, Doug
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Larson, Doug
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Larson, Doug
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Larson, Doug