Quotes by Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
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 listening  wisdom  

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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
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 hockey  

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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 jobs  

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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 weeds  

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
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 money  

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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 food  health  

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
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 grandparents  

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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 fishing  stress  

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