Quotes by Garrison Keillor

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Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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