Quotes by Bob Hope

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
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If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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 chakras  kindness  charity  

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I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy.
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 kisses  laziness  

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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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