Quotes by W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.
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I hate water. Fish fuck in it.
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
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