Quotes by Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS from giving money to television preachers?
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