Quotes by Erma Bombeck

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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
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I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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