Quotes by Robert Benchley

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Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
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There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
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 alcohol  

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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
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 procrastination  

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One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.
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