Quotes by Anonymous
The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage.
Anonymous
Would you kill your pet dog or cat to eat it? How about an animal you're not emotionally attached to? Is the thought of slaughtering a cow or chicken or pig with your own hands too much to handle? Instead, would hiring a hit-man to do the job give you enough distance from the emotional discomfort? What animal did you put a contract out on for your supper last night? Did you at least make sure that none went to waste and to take a moment to be grateful for its sacrifice?
Anonymous
Have you hugged yourself today?
Anonymous
If fame were based on kindness instead of popularity, on understanding and not on worldwide attention, you would be the biggest celebrity on earth. And to my heart, you already are.
Anonymous
Water flows uphill towards money.
Anonymous
If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud.
Anonymous
I like her because she smiles at me and means it.
Anonymous
Aspire to a lower level of harm.
Anonymous
I don't rent space to anyone in my head.
Anonymous
Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin.
Anonymous
Tea is liquid wisdom.
Anonymous
One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself.
Anonymous
Human life is purely a matter of deciding what's important to you.
Anonymous
Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer.
Anonymous
I was told that whistling wasn't ladylike, but I knew even then that women were simply not supposed to be that happy.
Anonymous