Quotes by Scott Adams
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
Adams, Scott
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Adams, Scott
I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have the ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.
Adams, Scott
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Adams, Scott
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
Adams, Scott
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
Adams, Scott