Quotes by Joey Adams

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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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 exercise  television  

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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why, he does.
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 parents  

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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 blessings  

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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 marriage  psychology  

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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 golf  

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