Quotes by Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Adams, Joey
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why, he does.
Adams, Joey
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Adams, Joey
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Adams, Joey
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Adams, Joey